Oh dreary me. Worse comes to worse I'll just not wear a helmet on my scooter and refuse to pay the THB 200 or show a proper license to obtain the violation ticket.
I'll just request they haul my 'ol American ass to the cop shoppe.
The duty officer will shake his head as he can not believe I refuse to pay the THB 200 fine whereas I'll tell him my tale of woe - basically plead, "As I'm not a privileged Thai citizen who is allowed to vote , why can I not imbibe an alcoholic beverage ?"
At that point he'll offer me whiskey and we'll drink for a few hours while he peruses confiscated pornographic rags thoroughly smiling and displaying several said center-fold pics with the phrase, "How about this one, you like ?"
I'll smile as I jokingly say, "I have her phone number somewhere" or "Not that one. Those aren't real." 10of10Score
In the end I'll have to pay for the two bottles for the off-duty officers and request a ride home as I'll probably be soused :tongue:
If it's close to midnight I'll request they take me straight-away to the disco Jump_Drool
You gotta love this country Chokdee5