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For those of you who aren't Americans, AARP stands for the "American Association of Retired Persons". It once was mainly an organization pursuing and defending the interests of people over, say, 55 ... but now it's a giant commercial enterprise, selling mainly insurance and publishing America's most-read magazine ...
Questions and Answers from AARP Forum
Q: Where can men over the age
of 60 find younger, sexy
women who are interested
in them?A: Try a book store, under fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his
wife is going through
menopause?A: Keep busy. If you're handy with
tools, you can finish the basement.
When you're done you'll have a
place to live.
Q: Someone has told me that
menopause is mentioned in
the bible. Is that true?
Where can it be found?A: Yes. Matthew 14:92:
"And Mary rode Joseph's ass
all the way to Egypt .."
Q: How can you increase the
heart rate of your 60-plus
year old husband?A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that
terrible curse of the elderly
wrinkles?A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.
Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep More soundly?A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for their glasses?A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?A: "Gosh, I remember these!"
Questions and Answers from AARP Forum
Q: Where can men over the age
of 60 find younger, sexy
women who are interested
in them?A: Try a book store, under fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his
wife is going through
menopause?A: Keep busy. If you're handy with
tools, you can finish the basement.
When you're done you'll have a
place to live.
Q: Someone has told me that
menopause is mentioned in
the bible. Is that true?
Where can it be found?A: Yes. Matthew 14:92:
"And Mary rode Joseph's ass
all the way to Egypt .."
Q: How can you increase the
heart rate of your 60-plus
year old husband?A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that
terrible curse of the elderly
wrinkles?A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.
Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep More soundly?A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for their glasses?A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?A: "Gosh, I remember these!"
