And talking about Sod's Law I have just been had again. The door handle/lock on the back door gave up the ghost last night. After 7 years of weathering in the sun and rain it decided that it would no longer lock. We do have the benefit of an internal steel door so security of the house had been impaired but not breached.
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No problems I thought, pop along to Homepro this morning, buy a new handle mechanism, come home and change out the lock. Easy peasy, a 10 minute job at most and one that I have done many times before. Wrong! One and half hours later and I am still cursing the replacement fitting. To begin, the plate that fits to the door frame was a different size to the one that I had removed. I had to chisel out and enlarge the hole to accommodate the new retaining plate. Went to fit the new lock only to find the part, the barrel that fits in the edge of the door with the retaining latch, would not fit. I had to enlarge and straighten the hole to accommodate the barrel. That completed I found that the plate on the barrel would not fit flush with the edge of the door. F#@k! Why is this being so difficult? 30 minutes later and I had carved a new recess for the plate of the barrel to fit snugly against the edge of the door. Great, making progress at last. Time to push the main handle assembly into the hole in the door to complete the job. F#@k! and double f@#k again! The bloody handle assembly will not go into the hole in the door, the diameter of the assembly is bigger than the hole and obviously bigger than the handle mechanism it replaced. And I thought they were all the same size, wrong !!!! Another 30 to 45 minutes to enlarge the hole, not an easy task with the tools at my disposal. Finally found my electric jigsaw was the best tool for the job, even if the edges of the hole are a little ragged. Sanded the edges smooth with a circular sanding disk on my drill. Fitted the handle assembly and closed the door. Needs a little adjustment but basically finished. Sod's Law at its best.