If anyone is even remotely interested, the saga goes on.......
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Chelsea,In accordance with the bank's instructions of the 18th July 2014, I despatched a further application for ibanking plus on Monday 21st July. Whilst it is now irrelevant to my position, I thought you may be interested in tracking the document yourself in an effort to possibly discover why your mail receipt procedures failed the first time.The Track and Trace site is: http://track.thailandpost.com/trackinternet/Default.aspxAnd the code is: RR059299222THRegards"
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"Chelsea,Further to the email below, and in order to put my mind at rest that there are not two documents at large containing my full account details, I would be grateful if you could confirm receipt of the second application (said to have been delivered on July 28th).Also, I received the attached letter yesterday which may have something to do with my applications although it is not clear. If you could also clarify this it may be of benefit.Regards"
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"Hi [Yorky]
I have tracked the application and can see that it was signed for on 28th of July. I have checked with the ibanking team and they have not yet received the application, however if it was sent to the branch they would forward it to the ibanking team which usually takes 2-3 days.
That is strange, considering that the bank has previously stated that "All items for the ibanking team are signed for by the team themselves".
Can you please confirm the address the application was sent to in order for me to track it further.
The address to which the application was sent is precisely that which is referenced on the application itself, i.e.
RBS International ibanking
PO Box 64
St. Helier
Jersey
Channel Islands
BRITISH ISLES
JE4 8PJ
And it was typed on the envelope.
I just have a few questions in order to help me to assist me with my investigation.
1. You mentioned in your complaint that you spoke to the online webchat who advised that all banks have sort codes. Do you know the date in which you spoke to them in order for me to request a copy of the transcript?
It was Saturday 21st June 2014 at approximately 06:15 Thai time (GMT + 7 hours). I recorded part of the transcript myself as I wanted a record of the charges for money transfers. I've attached that short transcript and you will note that I was advised charges for transfer to " [FONT="]Rest of the World (any currency)"[/FONT]
2. Can you confirm the telephone number that you called from when calling us in order for me to locate the calls.
I've attached a section of my telephone bill for June 2014.
I have ordered you a new activation code however I am still waiting for it to be returned to me in order to courier it out to you.
I have ordered a new smart card and reader however there has currently been a delay in receiving the cards. We are hoping to receive them this week and rest assured once we do I have arranged for yours to be sent as a priority.
It's not getting any better, is it?
As soon as both of the above have been sent by courier I willl forward you the tracking reference.
I do apologise that this is taking longer than expected to resolve.
Kind Regards"
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"Hi [Yorky]
Thank you for providing the information.
I am currently in the process of investigating the webchat and telephone calls you had with us.
I have now located two completed applications from you. The first was received on 03 July and the second received on 29 July.
The second application was not processed as you were already enrolled on 22 July as part of this complaint. I am now looking in to why your application which was received on 03 July was not processed. I am also currently reviewing the email chains between yourself and the ibanking team during the period of June to July and it does seem you were provided incorrect information in regards to your application not being received.
I do apologise that it is taking longer than expected to investigate.
Kind Regards"
And RBS made 1,600,000,000 pounds Sterling in the first quarter of this year. Think what they may have made without all these wankers working for them!
Y (still with the patience of Job but it is waning).