In returning this thread to be on-topic...........
My 90 day report at Surin Immigration (Kap Choeng) today had some surreal moments as well as some interesting information for we farangs and our partners.
Arriving at 11h00 I strode into the main office and it was standing room only. So I stood, right next to our friendly (?) Immigration Officer in the middle, the one that normally does the 90 day reports. After only a few seconds he said, in his inimitably polite fashion, "What you want?" Thinking, lucky me, I've cracked it this time, I said, "90 day report please."
He gave my passport the once over. I'm still inwardly rubbing my hands at the speed of service.
"You alone?"
"No, my wife is in the car."
"You go get."
I returned with my wife and was immediately dispatched to the Crime Suppression Unit next door. There, with building paranoid flushes, I completed a form whilst my wife engaged the big boss in conversation. He showed us photographs of the 10 Uighur detainees who broke out of the Nong Khai immigration detention centre last night, urging us to be vigilant and keep an eye out for these extremely dangerous people. My paranoia by this stage was less of a flush, more of a urinary accident.
Once it had been explained that my wife would have to pay a fine for not reporting that I had returned to live with her in our house following my visit to Europe in June, we were returned to Mr Happy in the main office. Fortunately he was otherwise engaged and so it was the officer on his right that relieved me of 800 baht. Note who paid the fine applied to my wife. Plus ca change......
Whilst waiting I overheard Mr Happy saying to another farang, "No, this is one stop shopping now, no home visit."
Before leaving we were asked to inform other farangs about the need for their partners to report that we have come home when we do. I said, as meekly as I could, " We have been married for 13 years and I have been doing 90 day reports here for 4 years and ....."
"I understand that but it is Thai law!"
Pick the bones out of all that, folks. And watch out for those Uighurs.